Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua’ filthy bunch of non-believers!

Blakk Frogg’s Humble Opinion

Hilarious. An eighteen year old honestly believes that selling her body to any Tom, DICK or Harry will allow her to make more money and live a better life. What the Hell kind of upbringing did this girl have that she would really think a life of debauchery for hire on the seedy (another good pun!) side of life makes any kind of sense?

Congratulations, Mom (and others), on waiting until the last minute to let your daughter know that a fast-paced career on her knees won’t pay off in the end.

There will be no happy ending; except for the customer.

Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Please note that although Blakk Frogg opted to use the above funny stripper joke image in this posting, he does NOT equate adult entertainment w/ prostitution. He definitely sees a difference between a young woman ‘dancing for dollars’ around poles and a young woman spreading her holes for strangers’ poles!

Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja

For those of you NOT interested in dressing up as a female hygiene product assassin, the Frogg Wear Halloween Blog. It’s got more than 2,000 costumes and costume accessories for kids and adults to browse through. Definitely a good place to look for costume ideas!

Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya’ Dolphin!

Buy a Belt, Ya’ D@#n Hippie Penguin!

Please, folks, if you value a butt crack free Halloween as much as Blakk Frogg, help these lost souls out by giving them a belt for Christmas — not one made out of animal products. For obvious reasons.

It made him wonder, though… Will other countries hold concerts, fundraisers, etc. to assist?

Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

So what can ya’ do with small wieners? Especially the ones made from quality meat like Nathan’s and Hebrew National? Rest assured we have found a baconified use for those, too!

Just last night we feasted on some Nathan’s Hot Dogs prepared in the following manner:

1. Cooked bacon. As usual.
2. Allowed bacon to drain on paper towel and cool to room temperature.
3. Cooked hot dogs while bacon cooled.
4. Diced a variety of fresh hot peppers while hot dogs cooked.
5. Opened hot dog buns and laid a strip of bacon on each bun wall.
6. Placed a line of diced hot peppers where the two strips of bacon meet.
7. Apply a ‘squiggle’ of mustard (not honey mustard!) over the peppers.
8. Drop a hot dog on top of all that and tuck all the components into place.

One additional thing we opted to do that some may not want to do: We added an additional ‘squiggle’ of mustard over the hot dog because hot dog buns don’t tend to have enough moisture in them for our taste.

We LOVED these hot dog, bacon and fresh hot pepper creations! You will, too!

Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days.  NOT!

Click Here for More Slacker Stuff… Unless You’re Too Lazy!

That’s what inspired this product line.  Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just lollygagging their way through life stopping ONLY to complain and whine about how “life is so hard” and “life’s so unfair”. . .  so he came up with this design to tell all those people just how he feels about them.  THEY’RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLACKERS!

Feel free to share the ‘love’ that emanates from this friendly, polite and simple, yet oh-so-appropriate design.  Or not.  Most of you won’t, though, ‘cuz you’re just a bunch of… SLACKERS!

Top ten items not to leave in your car in this heat

Myrtle Beach, SC (WMBF)- In this extreme heat and humidity, getting into that hot car is all but pleasant, but what about the things you leave in your car once you get out? With no end in sight for the heat, here’s the top ten items to take out of your vehicle tonight.

10.) Aerosol cans — Aerosol cans like hairspray should not be stored at temperatures above 120F. They can explode.

9.) Prescription and over the counter medications — The heat can change the chemical composition of medications.

8.) Cigarette lighters — These lighters can explode if they are left in a hot car.

7.) Electronic devices like GPS and iPods — The heat can cut short the lives of electronic devices. In the long run, this will cost you money to replace these items.

6.) CDs and DVDs — CDs and DVDs can be damaged if left in a hot car.

5.) Sunglasses — The heat can warp the shape of frames and lenses on your sunglasses.

4.) Plastic bottles like water bottles — Chemicals used to make plastic bottles could leach into your drink if you leave them in the heat.

3.) Crayons — If it is hot enough in the car, crayons will melt causing a gooey mess.

2.) Lipstick — Lipstick will also melt in the heat, so take it with you when you get out of the car.

1.) Soda cans — Cans don’t like extreme heat or cold and can explode.

OK, so that list makes a lot of sense but it also makes one wretched assumption about many members of the general public and common sense: It made the terrible assumption that all members of the general public HAVE common sense.

OUR version of this list would have started with the following three entries because we know better than to assume good things about the general public these days:

1. Children

2. Elderly

3. Pets

As stupid as that sounds, we have lots of stupid people on this planet who ‘forget’ to get grandma, junior and/or the family llama out of the car on hot days.

He does, however, hope the idiot that attempted to play real-life, unscripted and non-choreographed Frogger (an old school video game where a frog attempts to hop its way across numerous lanes perilous traffic) near Clemson University makes a full recovery — and lives to suffer the full lifetime of humiliation he surely deserves for his recent blatant act of stupidity.

CLEMSON, SC (AP) – A man has been hospitalized after Clemson police say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger.

Multiple media outlets report that the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.

In the Frogger arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the 23-year-old had been discussing the game with his friends.

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled “go” and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released, and police say he is not a Clemson student.

On another note, Blakk Frogg loves beer, bacon and beating bigots brutally with big bags of bananas!

Preposterous!

We have not given up eating meat and we CERTAINLY have not given up eating bacon. We just cannot AFFORD to eat as much as we did this time last year. On average, the price of bacon has increased way more than our wallets can stomach — despite the grumblings of our stomachs.

Standard, generic bacon rose from its regular cost of around $2.25 per pack to over $3.00 per pack…. an increase of around 33%. Really? 33% and no one sees a problem with that? Hmmm…. That’s fu#ked up.

Brand name bacon rose from its regular, non-sale cost of around $3.99 per pack to over $7.00 per pack! We really don’t need to do the math for you on THAT abusive pricing, do we? Somebody’s getting rich while us, poor WORKING CLASS folks have to ration our bacon intake. Hmmm…. We find that REALLY fu#ked up.

So… What gives? The price of bacon remained relatively stable during times when gas prices soared out of control and costs of other items jumped up because companies incurred greater fuel and transportation costs. Now, however, over the past few months bacon’s pricing has jumped up quite a bit — and for apparently no reason?

Unacceptable! Completely unacceptable! We DEMAND reasonable bacon pricing!

You Know You Love Bacon When… Pigs Protest Your Every Meal!

So anyways, in lieu of a tasty bacon story, today we’d like to share a short and to the point bacon joke that we heard recently:

Years ago it was suggested ‘ that an apple a day kept the doctor away ‘ But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works best!

Did someone say… BACON SANDWICH?!?!?

We will never grow tired of that picture. Ever. EVER.