No one appreciates the fact that ‘nut hugger’ jeans have (mostly) fallen out of fashion more than Blakk Frogg but someone REALLY needs to put limitations on the whole baggy pants epidemic that has now, as illustrated by the two Halloween Costumes below, infected Halloween.

Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya’ Dolphin!

Buy a Belt, Ya’ D@#n Hippie Penguin!
Please, folks, if you value a butt crack free Halloween as much as Blakk Frogg, help these lost souls out by giving them a belt for Christmas — not one made out of animal products. For obvious reasons.
10 Sep, 2011
Posted by: admin In: Jokes
What’s more American than listening to G’n’R Paradise City in the garage, drinking beer, cleaning the garage, and making sure the kids don’t kill each other. . . with meat on the grill. . firearms safely stored. . just got permission from the neighbor to walk in his yard to stain that side of the fence. . and Free Bird just started playing?
God (or whatever deity you believe in) has blessed this Country. Return the blessing by helping those around you!
Pass it on if ya’ think this makes sense!

Blakk Frogg says, “I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag…”