Spotted recently floating around internet news sites:
URGENT: As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents brace themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advised: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Sports…the weather. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together.” BE SAFE
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While perusing the Web looking for, um, bacon, of course, Blakk Frogg saw the following information: Hurricane Irene’s impact expected to break records, meaning recovery could potentially cost more than any other disaster in the Nation’s history…
It made him wonder, though… Will other countries hold concerts, fundraisers, etc. to assist?
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Hard pressed to identify the cause of yesterday’s East Coast earthquake, President Obama’s top scientists have just revealed the name of the exact tectonic ridge responsible for all the ruckus: “Bush’s Fault”.
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A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, “Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?”
“That is an extremely simple question,” he responded. “So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do.”
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In an earlier posting we talked about a very tasty bacon wrapped treat: Bacon Wrapped Jumbo Chicken Franks. Now of COURSE you have the option of using other types of hot dogs as mandrels for the bacon… but we highly suggest sticking with bigger wieners if you can. Size DOES matter, ya’ know.
So what can ya’ do with small wieners? Especially the ones made from quality meat like Nathan’s and Hebrew National? Rest assured we have found a baconified use for those, too!
Just last night we feasted on some Nathan’s Hot Dogs prepared in the following manner:
- Cooked bacon. As usual.
- Allowed bacon to drain on paper towel and cool to room temperature.
- Cooked hot dogs while bacon cooled.
- Diced a variety of fresh hot peppers while hot dogs cooked.
- Opened hot dog buns and laid a strip of bacon on each bun wall.
- Placed a line of diced hot peppers where the two strips of bacon meet.
- Apply a ‘squiggle’ of mustard (not honey mustard!) over the peppers.
- Drop a hot dog on top of all that and tuck all the components into place.
One additional thing we opted to do that some may not want to do: We added an additional ‘squiggle’ of mustard over the hot dog because hot dog buns don’t tend to have enough moisture in them for our taste.
We LOVED these hot dog, bacon and fresh hot pepper creations! You will, too!
OK, so we have more or less vanished off the face of the planet for a long while. OOPS.
Well don’t worry, despite the ridiculous cost of bacon these days we have continued to indulge even if we haven’t told you any wonderful bacon stories recently.
Today’s story will make ya’ want to go to the kitchen RIGHT away, though, and eat some bacon!
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Imagine, if you will, the classic grilled cheese sandwich. Boring, we know, even if you use exotic cheeses and know exactly how to get the bread golden brown without burning it.
So… add bacon and it gets better? Of COURSE, but if you wait just a second, we’ll tell you how to take grilled bacon and cheese sandwiches to a whole new level!
Starting at the bottom of the sandwich, we had the following layers:
- Slice of cheese
- Whole slice of thick cut bacon (cooked) broken into halves
- Slice thin cut salami
- Diced fresh jalapenos from a friend’s garden
- Slice of cheese
- More thin sliced salami
- More bacon the same as the first layer
- Final slice of cheese
As bread we selected some sort of whole grain stuff… because we had that in the pantry.
And… the Taste Test
Unfroggin’ believably tasty! We can’t wait to make another one!
Sorry we have no pics on this one… We ate the experiment too hastily!
Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days. NOT!
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That’s what inspired this product line. Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just lollygagging their way through life stopping ONLY to complain and whine about how “life is so hard” and “life’s so unfair”. . . so he came up with this design to tell all those people just how he feels about them. THEY’RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLACKERS!
Feel free to share the ‘love’ that emanates from this friendly, polite and simple, yet oh-so-appropriate design. Or not. Most of you won’t, though, ‘cuz you’re just a bunch of… SLACKERS!
