Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the [...]

Modern Drunkard Magazine published a list which ALL real-time, real-life drinkers need to abide by: The 86 Rules to Drink By! (part one of nine) 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets [...]

Latest Immigration Poll in Arizona: The latest telephone poll taken by the Arizona Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in Arizona think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.” 71% of respondents answered: “No es una problema seriosa.” —————- Disclaimer: The mighty Blakk Frogg does [...]

Yep. The answers you give to these questions will help you figure out whether or not you should consider yourself a gay man: 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of [...]

Dear Ronald McDonald, For years we, the ever-expanding people, have ignored the obvious lie that your company cares for its customers as we happily wolfed down the innumerable grams of fat and billions of calories jam packed into just about everything on your menu. I don’t wish to discuss that today. Instead, I’d like to [...]