Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. A grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can tell my age.” One of the ornery grandmas said, “Sure [...]

$10,000 per Minute Phone Calls A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, [...]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I [...]

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.” The white man faints and falls to the [...]

Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up: Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict. News service ANI reports that [...]

There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!” Never forget that. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut [...]

This came to us while talking about the consumption of meat with a friend that eats very little meat, but does enjoy some bacon every once in a while… otherwise she couldn’t hang out w/ us anymore. Ha ha. The depth and significance of what you will soon read may shake the very foundation of [...]

A while back we found ourselves faced with an upcoming weekend… for which we thanked the Sun, Moon, Stars and, of course, the Bacon Gods. In preparation for the joyous event we stocked up on all the necessities: Beer Tequila Vodka More Beer Margarita Mix More Tequila Bacon Eggs More Bacon … and a Fire [...]

If ya’ think about the term ‘combo platter’, ya’ probably get visions of Chinese takeout dancing through that tiny little brain of yours… well stop it right now! We will NOT tolerate such tomfoolery around here! OK, we’ll tolerate it, but you have to give us an eggroll. Getting back to the point of today’s [...]

A while back David Spade and Chris Farley (RIP) starred in a comedy called Black Sheep and at one point in the movie Chris put on David’s suit jacket or blazer –which CLEARLY did NOT fit him — and pranced around the room chanting, “Big man, little coat… Big man, little coat” and then the [...]