Welcome to da' joke blog -- a site where funny
and sarcastic comes in the form of funny pictures,
funny jokes, gross pictures and all sorts of other
things to tickle your pickle!
Oh, and did we tell you about the hundreds of
funny jokes and pictures yet? 'Cuz... We got 'em!
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, “Oh My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?” The second old lady replied, “Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a [...]
Blakk Frogg wonders about a lot of things and today he decided to ask the following questions: “What Makes 100% and what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?” We have all had days where some moron from uper management announced [...]
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient shouted. The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objected. “I can’t do the gas thing! The thought [...]
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did !!! So the straw pig went running over [...]
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does…. So next Saturday at 3 PM, Eastern Standard Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed [...]
Jose and Carlos are panhandling (begging) on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, [...]
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy shit,” the guy replies. “You actually [...]
The Washington Post had a contest, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem…except that the last line had to be as unromantic…. as the first line was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s [...]
Some of you asked me recently for some advice when it comes to preparing your home for in impending visit from the In Laws. After a bit of research, I developed a foolproof plan that will pretty much guarantee their discomfort: Stock the guest bathroom with the following toilet paper… Sarcastic MySpace Commentsif it ain’t [...]
A single mother was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, “Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?” “Well, yes, but only once.” “Once is all it takes” he replied. Then the torso came out and [...]
