Drunk Driver Gets Pulled Over

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. “Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.” [...]

Just Put It In… a Little Bit

There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won’t sleep with him because she’s saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he’s very hot and bothered, and he said, “Oh come on, just a feel.” She said, “No, I’m saving [...]