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OK, so maybe we slacked off a bit recently with the posts… Deal with it! At least we don’t drive around having sex like 25% of he population in Russia. MOSCOW, Russia — Knowing that a high percentage of the drivers around you have been drinking vodka has always made driving in Russia a, shall [...]
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “Water-boarding is out so kill them all!” “Interrogators can’t water-board dead guys” Americas Best Comments “U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah” “Stop Global Whining” “When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” [...]
Some people have advocated for prayter in the workplace and some have argued against it. Truthfully speaking, only one reality exists in the workplace when it comes to prayer and lucky for you, we have figured it out for you: Sarastic MySpace Comments
Blakk Frogg received these two pics recently and thought to himself, “Self? Yes, Self. You ought to post those two pictures together. Great idea, Self!” Sarcastic MySpace Free Picture Comments Yep. Dogs can’t always find a sex partner and so legs become their next best option! Sarcastic MySpace Free Picture Comments For those unable to [...]
A recent study by the University of Pissed Off Women has come up with a list of ways in which women can self-diagnose their own PMS: 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. [...]
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman [...]
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!’ and out she goes. The next [...]
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil… Satan: “Why so glum?” Guy: “What do you think? I’m in Hell!” Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?” Guy: [...]
Every once in a while a stand-up comedian hits the nail right on the head with a political statement. The following political statement came from Chris Rock. “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA [...]
Age 6 — I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more. Age 7 — I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments Age 7 — I’ve learned that if you laugh and drink [...]
