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An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of Hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting Through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally Qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one Question. Their answer would determine which of them would get The [...]
Consumer interest in the 79.9% credit card called ‘phenomenal’. Blakk frogg calls it STUPID, OUTRAGEOUS, APPALLING and DISGRACEFUL.
Read the article: ‘Phenomenal’ Interest in Credit Card w/ 79.9% Rate
Blakk Frogg feels certain that somewhere on the application it has a mandatory checkbox labeled, “Check this box if you have read and fully understand the Terms [...]
It amazes Blakk Frogg that signs like this get posted. Seriously, folks… If you have to look at a sign like this for instructions on how to properly check a baby’s diaper, well, maybe you ought not to have had children in the first place! Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out that [...]
A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through
the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man
at a small stand selling neckties.
The Arab asked, “Do you have any water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no [...]
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face while you are having sex?”
“Well, yes, I actually did once.”
“And [...]
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, “When I get ‘it’ in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get ‘it’ all the way in, I can’t see a thing.”
“Hmmm… that’s an interesting optical reaction to sex,” said the researcher.
“Would you mind if [...]
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box.
The teacher said, I’ll bet these are flowers!? The girl replied, “How did you know?”
“Just a lucky guess,” she said.
Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store [...]
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners [...]
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.
The first child stands and says, “My name is Mary Johnson.”
“Thank you, Mary”, says the teacher.
The second student says, “My name is Sam Smith.”
“Thank you, Sam.”
The third student says, “My name is Johnny Fuckhour.”
The teacher [...]
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives [...]
