Some Police Have A Sense of Humor
“Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”
“Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
“Can you run faster then 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that is the average [...]
