Words That Aren’t Really Words

Once in a while people create their own words, and this time Blakk Frogg jotted a few of them down w/ definitions for your reading pleasure. Well, OK, someone sent him an email and all he did was re-post it. Fine. You caught him. See if he cares. 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying [...]

Bacon Review: Plumrose Premium Bacon

We have never figured out for sure what makes a product ‘premium’, though we have noticed that things labeled as premium tend to cost more… so perhaps if you want something you manufacture to become ‘premium’, just raise the price, right?
Seems silly, and once more we digress from our intended topic… BACON!
Today’s bacon review features [...]

Biker Needs to Buy Tampons?

A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks “Where are your tampons?” The clerk tells him, “Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left.” The biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 minutes later, he returns carrying toilet [...]