Little Tony on Mathematics (Again)

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little TONY.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little TONY [...]

Wife Needs to Bury Husband

A woman and her grouchy old husband went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the husband passed away.

The undertaker told the wife, “You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for $150.”

The woman thought about it and told him she would just have [...]

Funny Motivational Posters: Oct 2009

Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like peanut [...]

Do We Eat Anything Other Than Bacon?

Such a stupid question, but still, since Amanda from St. Louis, MO took the time to ask we will humor her by replying.
“Yes, we eat things other than bacon. Despite how utterly awesome the idea sounds, mankind canNOT survive on bacon alone. Therefore we also eat items from the other important food groups: Meat, [...]

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