Bacon Breakfast for the Working Man?

Now we SUPPOSE you think we will show you a giant platter piled high with eggs, bacon, more bacon, some hashbrowns, and another gigantic portion of bacon. Although that DOES sound like an absolutley f’ing wonderful idea, we ran low on funds and could only afford to show you the following ‘Bacon Breakfast of the [...]

Dirty Little Bastards Go in the Machine

Had Little Billy known that he would one day wind up spinning uncontrollably in a washing machine, he might never have had those evil, dastardly and disgusting thoughts….
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OK, so that last bit did not exactly ring through as truth. Who cares, right? Dirty little bastards go into the machine!
“Not so much detergent this [...]

Permission Slip for Strip Club?

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