Why Big Breasted Women Have Horrible Aim

Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns. He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets. While he cannot fully substantiate this [...]

Diet Bacon Dew?

Do you have problems in the mornings that involve running out of time to sit down to a good, healthy breakfast? Do you frequently find yourself running around like a headless chicken as you scramble to get your oversleeping ass out the door and on your way to work?
If so, then you have probably had [...]

The Perfect Woman

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