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The last time we talked about Hormel Black Label Bacon we praised it highly and started drooling as we typed its review. Though the review this time will not take as long, since we really hate to repeat ourselves and see no reason to bore you, it will suffice to say that we enjoyed the [...]

Sick as it sounds, someone actually thought to name a product ‘Spreaders’. It apparently come from the ‘Guy Buffet Collection’. Question: Do they pronounce that first word as ‘Gee’ like bee, or as ‘Gie’ like the synonym for man or male.
If the latter, then y’all can keep these darn things ‘cuz we have need for [...]

As much as we LOVE eating, smelling and even just talking about bacon and its meaty glory, sometimes we stumble across a bacon item that makes us… wonder how much weed (marijuana, kind bud, herb, etc.) a person had to smoke in order to come up with such an idea.
Culinary experts have successfully blended a [...]

Some items just make you wonder… like this nice, shiny thing. It appears to have a probe shooting up the middle. Why? Where does that probe want to go? Should we have serious concerns regarding this metal probe’s potentially evil intentions?
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Recently a man applied for a position w/ the county sheriff’s department in the southernmost part of Texas. He has passed all written and physical exams has only the interview to go through before a decision will be made. The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude [...]

If the very thought of taking meat and wrapping MORE meat around it does not make your mouth water, did you hit your head recently or did you get abducted by a roving band of vegetarians who brainwashed the common sense right out of you? No offense to any vegetarians reading this — as if [...]

What does it say about a person that can walk though the kitchenwares section of a department store, catch a glimpse of this thing, and think, “Oh my Goodness! What do they use THAT thing for?!?”
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A while back we wrote about ‘slab bacon‘ and told you how we gave it a rating of 3 strips out of 5. At the end of the article we indicated that although we enjoyed ‘slab bacon‘, we probably would not eat it all that often.
Well apparently enough time had passed because we bought another [...]

OK, so bacon normally goes quite well as part of a breakfast dish so you probably wonder why we bothered to post an entry about bacon as part of a breakfast creation.
Simple: Because it has bacon on it! Duh!

Looks weird, yes we know, but damn it tasted good! Each serving contained a hashbrown, a super [...]

Nothing says, “Welcome. Please come in” quite like some guy who looks like a Latin gangbanger from Los Angeles, CA pointing a big gun in your face. So please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Don’t try to steal anything ‘cuz I think ya’ know what will happen if ya’ do.
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