How To Make ‘Authentic’ Crispy Asian Chicken

The following chain of pictures which will detail the painstaking process (in reverse) by which even a total loser in the kitchen can prepare the super-succulent and ever-popular Chinese Food dish known as Crispy Asian Chicken.
Warning: Images reveal trade secrets that may offend some readers — and give others some great ideas on how to [...]

Mona Lisa Smoking…

Leave it to some pro-marijuana person to add a joint and the infamous Bud Light ‘WASSUP’ phrase to the world-famous Mona Lisa painting. Still funny, though, and no… we DON’T care who ya’ are.
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Bacon is My Co-Pilot

First off, let me say that I have once again embarrassed myself by taking a lousy photograph… but as usual I don’t really care. This site has nothing to do with photography and everything to do with… BACON!
This morning I found myself running late because I opted to take care of a few matters around [...]

Good Bacon, Bad Photography

We never claimed to have an art degree or lots of high tech photographic equipment so before you bother complaining about the poor quality of the image in this bacon blog entry, think about what we just said and feel relieved that we only photograph the bacon we eat and not ourselves eating bacon… in [...]

Mona Lisa After Visiting the United States

Some people have theorized that living in the United States turns immigrants to the US into overweight, superficial a$$holes. We suspect those same people created this image…
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Alcoholics Love Bacon, Too

Originally we thought about using this article to praise bacon for its wonderfully greasy nature. A trait which makes it sooooo damn good at 3:18 in the morning after a long night of drinking. No one can deny the soothing effect bacon has on a person’s stomach at that hour and under those conditions.
Something came [...]

Inside a Raver’s Pocket

Fo all of you who think it harsh and mean of us to imply that many people who attend raves or really enjoy the rave seen take drugs or use prescribed medications in an inappropriate manner, well, you have obviosly either never gone to a rave or had real FUN at a real rave… but [...]

Slab of Bacon… or Cake?

On this super splendid Sunday morning we, the bacon lovers responsible for this bacon blog, tip our hats to DebbieDoesCakes for this artisitc masterpiece… a cake that so closely resembles a slab of bacon that even the best of butchers would get confused.

As stated before, we don’t really get down w/ sweet stuff like candy, [...]

Lost Dog, er, Girlfriend

This poster once contained a lot of personal information about some guy’s ex-girlfriend who liked to sniff cocaine and was last seen banging the guy’s former best friend. According to rumor it got posted all over a bridge in a mjor US city.
Payback’s a B!TCH, ya’ dirty tramp! Ha ha…
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Daddy’s Gonna’ Eat Your Fingers

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, [...]