15 Truths About Women

1. We know what you’re doing when you put your hand in your pocket. 2. If you’re funny, we will sleep with you. 3. If, while driving, you check yourself out in the rearview more that you check us out, we will never get into another car with you. 4. When you see a woman [...]

Little Johnny Shows His Good Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go [...]

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