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July 25th, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

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July 25th, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

We had no idea a search engine existed where you can look up pictutres of… dogs. It should come as no surprise, though, that our first search query would contain the word ‘bacon’.
And so without further ado, we present the first image that came up when we typed “more bacon please” into Dogster.Com:

Now THAT dog [...]

July 24th, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

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July 24th, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

Let the drooling commence…

We have no idea how to make this lovely looking pastry… but the folks over at Bacon Today certainly do so head on over to Bacon Today and learn all sorts of tasty ways to add more bacon to your daily routine.

July 23rd, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

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July 23rd, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

Now the obvious problem with this should jump out at you right away. Some people WANT chunks of bacon stuck in their teeth and refer to them as ’snacks for later’ or ‘flavor savers’.

Have you ever found yourself stuck in a meeting with no hope of getting out and chowing down on more bacon? Well [...]

July 22nd, 2009 | Posted by admin

One day a little boy asks his mother, “Mommy? Why am I black and you are white?” Mother turns to her son and says, “Listen… The way THAT party went you’re lucky you don’t bark!”

July 22nd, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

Would you believe some people do not know that different types of bacon exist? Where have these people LIVED all their lives? In a cave? In a van down by the river? Under a rock NEXT to the van down by the river?
Thankfully we have come to the aid of those unfortunate and uneducated souls. [...]

July 22nd, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

We salute you, Barney, for makling a burger piled high with bacon! We have not figured out exactly HOW a person would FIT that thing in their mouth, but anyways… It’s a gorgeous looking burger with plenty of bacon!

July 21st, 2009 | Posted by Blakk Frogg

OK, so we feel sooooo much better knowing that people other than ourselves have gone through a decision-making nightmare involving bacon as complex as the one illustrated on this Bacon Flowchart.
We no longer feel like total losers… though honestly, we probably ought to. LOL.