One day a little boy asks his mother, “Mommy? Why am I black and you are white?” Mother turns to her son and says, “Listen… The way THAT party went you’re lucky you don’t bark!”
Would you believe some people do not know that different types of bacon exist? Where have these people LIVED all their lives? In a cave? In a van down by the river? Under a rock NEXT to the van down by the river?
Thankfully we have come to the aid of those unfortunate and uneducated souls. [...]
We salute you, Barney, for makling a burger piled high with bacon! We have not figured out exactly HOW a person would FIT that thing in their mouth, but anyways… It’s a gorgeous looking burger with plenty of bacon!