OK, so we feel sooooo much better knowing that people other than ourselves have gone through a decision-making nightmare involving bacon as complex as the one illustrated on this Bacon Flowchart.
We no longer feel like total losers… though honestly, we probably ought to. LOL.
Oops. It looks like another idiotic bacon web site has popped up. Why do we call the site idiotic? Because we know the bastards responsible for it, that’s why!
Seriously… Did you REALLY think WE would DARE make fun of something without good reason?
Hmmm… Scratch that last question. But anyways, www.MoreBaconPlease.com takes bacon and other tasty meat treats and tells you about them with a sarcastic, obnoxious attitude. So deal with it. Ha ha…
Oh, and up your nose with a pair of bacon-scented pantyhose!
