Why Do They Call It a Pussy?

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Pickup Crashed Into the Garage

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Unnamed Bacon, Ham, Chicken & Cheese Dish w/ Jalapenos

Some would call this dish a royal mess. Others would call it a cornucopia of mismatched tastes. And then others, such as ourselves, call it marvelous.
We started with a thick layer of deli ham and then laid down a layer of pepperjack cheese. A generous portion of jalapenos then formed the bed for boneless chicken [...]

Guess Which A$$hole Called

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Bacon Wrapped Cheese Filled Bratwurst

Some people have asked if we ever experiment with bacon on our own… Well DUH! Of course we do! As a matter of fact, over the weekend we found the time to take a normally very unhealthy food and make it more unhealthy — by adding bacon!
Everyone know that bratwurst contains lots of fat. It [...]

Monstrous Bacon Pile

Talk about a healty pile of bacon! Wow! Seldom at the average breakfast buffet will you ever see such a beautiful site. Usually they will have a shallow pan with barely enough bacon to fill it up more than halfway — and the bacon looks like gooey, greasy, mangled and possibly just run over by [...]

Worm in His Ear

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Samuel Jackson Beer

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Pain in Sports

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Gut Buster Bacon Filled Monster Burger

Some things defy logic while others defy common sense. This gigantic piece of edible madness defies logic, common sense and all things held sacred by the average human.
This mammoth of a sandwich/burger goes by the name of Gut Buster

Now that you’ve SEEN the Gut Buster, now you get to learn what makes up the Gut [...]