Is a Dog Humping Your USB Port?

Oh, for the love of ANYthing Holy… Why the heck didn’t someone tell Blakk Frogg before now that he could get a Humping Dog for the unused/extra USB ports on his computer?

All these years his USB ports have remained empty for NO reason. Poor, poor unhumped USB ports… Soon your celibate days will come to [...]

Motorcycle Helmets vs. Smoking

Time and time again people preach to me about the virtues wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle. I know the risks of not wearing a helmet. They SCARE me, yes, and I ride cautiously BECAUSE of my fear.
For those not understanding that statement, let me re-phrase: The idea of having my valuable brains splattered [...]