Is a Dog Humping Your USB Port?

Oh, for the love of ANYthing Holy… Why the heck didn’t someone tell Blakk Frogg before now that he could get a Humping Dog for the unused/extra USB ports on his computer?

All these years his USB ports have remained empty for NO reason. Poor, poor unhumped USB ports… Soon your celibate days will come to [...]

Motorcycle Helmets vs. Smoking

Time and time again people preach to me about the virtues wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle. I know the risks of not wearing a helmet. They SCARE me, yes, and I ride cautiously BECAUSE of my fear.
For those not understanding that statement, let me re-phrase: The idea of having my valuable brains splattered [...]

Popular on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com in May 2009

As the weather gets warmer where Blakk Frogg lives, his thoughts naturally turn to more beer. No, wait, he meant Adult MySpace Comments. He will, however, drink beer while posting the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for the month of May 2009 from www.Adult-MySpace-Comments.com.
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No way can Blakk [...]

Little Johnny Joke… Beauty

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”

Open Letter to the Litterbug in the Black Maxima

I’d like to extend a giant ‘thank you’ to the bonehead in the black Maxima on I26 this morning near Cayce, SC around 7:25 AM. From the exterior of your vehicle it seemed as though you really do take pride in the appearance and cleanliness of your car. Therefore it should not have surprised me [...]

Excellent Example of Gun Control

A TRUE STORY FROM…..”THE HOUSTON NEWSPAPER”
IN HOUSTON,TEXAS MARCH ON 5th, 2009
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter for Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called [...]

Funny Pictures From AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com — May 2009

For several years www.AmericasBestMySpace Comments.com has consistently posted funny, sexy, gross and sometimes downright sarcastic pics for your enjoyment. The time has come around once more for that site to reveal its most popular pics… this time for the month of May 2009!
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Have you ever found strange, unrecognizable [...]

Most Popular Pics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com — May 2009

If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009!
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Drinking Beer Saves Water?

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water!
Having said all that, we must possess the [...]

Another Little Johnny Joke

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by [...]