English, Irish and Scottish Hygiene

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her husband demanded. Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” The [...]

Littl Johnny & the Substitute Teacher

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled, the teacher writes her name on the board and says, “My name is Ms. Prussy, that’s P-R-U-S-S-Y.”Some of the kids in class snicker and she says sharply, “That’s WITH an R!” So class goes by [...]