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‘Be Very Quiet,’ said the father to his son.
Father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: ‘Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.’
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
‘What’s wrong?’ the father asked. ‘I told you [...]
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.
Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘
‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ whispered [...]
A guy walks into a local bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you [...]
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic…. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that [...]
What gets longer when pulled….
Fits between your boobs….
Inserts neatly in a hole….
and works best when jerked….
Scoll on down now, ya’ hear?
A seatbelt! And just what were YOU thinking, ya’ freakin’ pervert?!?
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling [...]
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss… the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like [...]
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.”
The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.”
The little girl looked up at her mom [...]
Two Texans, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.” Bob thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave. [...]
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front [...]
