Are My Testicles Black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young [...]

Cocky Department of Agriculture rep

A cocky representative from the Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and said to the farmer, “I’m here to inspect your farm.”
The old farmer said “OK, but whatever you do, don’t go in the field on the left.”
The Agriculture representative said, “Look mister, I have the authority of the U. S. [...]

Wife’s New Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Justin to come [...]

Popular MySpace Sarcasm Comments: December 2008

A little late, yeah sure, but…
Ready for another fun and exciting ‘popular myspace comments’ update from the infamous Blakk Frogg? He hopes so, ‘cuz he sacrificed valuable beer drinking time to put this list together…. So you better enjoy the most popular Motivational MySpace Comments for December 2008!
MySpaceSarcasm.Com: Armpit or Crotch???
MySpaceSarcasm.Com: Your Cybersex Partner
MySpaceSarcasm.Com: Drugs [...]