Wife’s Golf Course Confession

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.”
His wife was hurt, but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you.”
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth [...]

Wrong Tool in the Wrong Hole (NSFW)

As Blakk Frogg has figured out through countless failed attempts at things at various stages in his life, no one can accomplish a task without the right tool for the job.  Unfortunately, however, some fellas mistake their manhood as a tool for ANY job. . .
Take, for example, this dumb ass motherfrogger who thought his [...]