04 Dec, 2007
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Who here remembers the token black child actor named Buckwheat? Apparently his face and classic ‘O-Tay’ line have made a comeback and Blakk Frogg wants to help….. and then throw in a little something extra that’ll make ya’ think of Chris Rock!
Yep. Blakk Frogg loves to throw in something to piss off the ferrets, upset the llamas and cause the pterodactyls to vomit blood.
04 Dec, 2007
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God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested”
He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.
“Commandments?” they said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take ten.”
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
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And now for yet another Moses related item:
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There. That ought to have completed the cycle of pissing people off…… for now, at least. We reserve the right to come back and piss more people off later. 😛
Seems the Better Business Bureau got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC used to take advantage of women on the street… stealing their hard-earned money.
Now we all at one time thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.
The way it works is the thief uses children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.
I’m sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it’s right out on the streets where the general public is.
A passer by with a digital camera phone happened to capture the photo below.
Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.
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Good luck out there, ladies, and if you get robbed, don’t say no one warned you.
03 Dec, 2007
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to Heaven?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”
Later that day Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the picture in focus, but that didn’t work. Then, frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem by force.
About this time the little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. Upon opening the door he saw the family minister standing before him.
The minister said hello to the little boy and asked, “Is your Grandma home?”
Thinking nothing of it, the little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
03 Dec, 2007
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Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says,
“Boy is my wife dumb. She’s so stupid that she went shopping today and
bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got electricity!”
Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing, my wife’s dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered.”
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!
The third Hillbilly said, “Well, I reckon my woman’s got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and
found six condoms. Hell, she ain’t got no pecker.”
02 Dec, 2007
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Has Americas Best Myspace Comments added any Myspace Girls Comments recently? Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has added some new girl comments for myspace and below you will see some examples of them…. Ya’ happy now? Sheesh.
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So there you have it….. three reasons to check out the Americas Best Girls Comments updates. Any questions?
