Another ‘Nonsense Sandwich’

Recent events in life have caused Blakk Frogg to wonder if fate will ever hold out anything good for him… or if it will perpetually serve him a heaping helping of nonsense:

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Where Blakk Frogg comes from, they affectionately refer to that very same ‘nonsense’….. as a shit sandwich.

Dying Priest Requests Bill and Hillary Clinton

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.  For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” said the nurse
“I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die,” whispered the priest.
“I’ll see what I [...]

Husband and Wife Store Joke

A Husband Store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any [...]