Politically Correct Term for Hillbillies

Due to the climate of political correctness
now prevailing in America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians
and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as
HILLBILLIES.
You must now refer to us as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments

Wedding Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here try these on.’
She did and said, ‘These are too [...]