04 Dec, 2007
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The month of November has come and gone… which means the time has come for Blakk Frogg to proudly display the most popular MySpace Comments for the past month.
Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments
04 Dec, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sex Joke
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s social status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter prepared for a date, the woman explained the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
Much to the woman’s surprise, the girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her saying, “Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that! …… I’m dating Susan!”
04 Dec, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace Comments|Sarcastic
Who here remembers the token black child actor named Buckwheat? Apparently his face and classic ‘O-Tay’ line have made a comeback and Blakk Frogg wants to help….. and then throw in a little something extra that’ll make ya’ think of Chris Rock!
Yep. Blakk Frogg loves to throw in something to piss off the ferrets, upset the llamas and cause the pterodactyls to vomit blood.
04 Dec, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested”
He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.
“Commandments?” they said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take ten.”
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
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And now for yet another Moses related item:
Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments
There. That ought to have completed the cycle of pissing people off…… for now, at least. We reserve the right to come back and piss more people off later. 😛
Seems the Better Business Bureau got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC used to take advantage of women on the street… stealing their hard-earned money.
Now we all at one time thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.
The way it works is the thief uses children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.
I’m sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it’s right out on the streets where the general public is.
A passer by with a digital camera phone happened to capture the photo below.
Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.
Americas Best MySpace Animal Comments
Good luck out there, ladies, and if you get robbed, don’t say no one warned you.
