Grandma Explains Her Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to Heaven?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom [...]

Hillbillies’ Dumb Wives

Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, “Boy is my wife dumb. She’s so stupid that she went shopping today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got electricity!” Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing, my wife’s dumber than that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing [...]